I don’t really like the language of this website (it would also have been possible to communicate the content in more civilised language), but I agree with the content:

You keep forgetting. Let me describe the perfect-ass website:

• Shit’s lightweight and loads fast.
• Fits on all your shitty screens.
• Looks the same in all your shitty browsers.
• Accessible to every asshole that visits your site.
• Shit’s legible and gets the fucking point across (if you had one instead of just a 5MB background video of hipsters poking at their iPhones).

Why the fuck are you loading 500kB of font to render 50kB of shitty content?